mannnnnnnni'm tired as Fuck ( Read more... )

i came to work and have thusfar spent the whole day doing The Same Thing or Nothing.
then i realized that the purpose of a job is to fill a niche in society...to be useful; to provide a service. to do something ( Read more... )

read through the dinner party and an old man pretended to be shocked and asked if it were a "dirty book" when i told him it was salinger. i didn't even like catcher in the rye altogether too much (though i was on an airplane and a bit sick at the time), but his short stories. ohman. especially teddy and the one about de daumier-smith. ohmannnnnnn ( Read more... )

HIP HIP LITTLE SHOP ( Read more... )

WHO HAS AN INTERVIEW NEXT THURSDAY AT BARNES & NOBLE.

...it just might be me.

i: where did mom go?
my brother: to get an axe.
i: what?
my brother: to chop off your head.
i: that's cool.
my brother: a bigger one, i mean. a battle axe.

later...
my brother: you know i was kidding, right? about the axe?
i: no, i'm crying. see?
my brother: ( Read more... )

so ( Read more... )

weekendweekendweekend ( Read more... )

hey guys! i have a fun proposal ( Read more... )

apparently the reason that one is not supposed to eat before swimming is not because one would sink. that would be the Stupid Reason. in reality, when you eat, your blood surges to your digestive area so that more Digesting and Cellular Respiration and general dealingwithfood can occur. however, if you were to hypothetically jump into a pool when ( Read more... )

oh man.
i'm writing this via the on-screen keyboard of a touch-sensitive computer the lunchladies will use come september.
ah, the multitudes of opportunities my jorb allows me.

why do they have the internet?, one might wonder.
porn, probably.
what else could a touch-sensitive screen possibly be good for?